Hail the beer logic!!!!

This was borrowed from Arthur’s Hall of Viking Manliness a very prestigious manliness reference web site. Arthur and Shatner are the moderators and provide a wealth of manliness guidelines. Recognize, fools!!!

Arthur here. I have completed a mathematical analysis of that which Shatner speaks. Many people will tell you that they drink Bud Light or Coors Light because they want to get drunk for cheap. This is typical idiot thinking. I did a spreadsheet (see below) comparing a sixer of Bud Light costing $4.99 and a manly Viking beer, Pyramid Snow Cap costing $6.99. As you can see the six Buds get you 3.02 ounces of pure alcohol while the Pyramid gets you 5.04 ounces of pure alcohol.

The next step in my process was to divide the number of ounces of alcohol by the cost to get the OAPD (Ounces of Alcohol Per Dollar) and as you can plainly see the Pyramid kicks the ass of the Bud Light. So the next time one of your pussy buddies says that he drinks shit beer because it is cheap refer him to my unassailable mathematical breakdown and educate him about the OAPD factor. Back to Shatner’s passionate plea for us Viking men to return to our Viking roots and drink real beer!!