Wrecked
First ride on my motorcycle this year and some asshat hit me and took off!!! I didn’t get the chance to see his plates all I remember was a red sports car. Then two other cars passed me as I was laying on the road!!! Eventually I got my bearings and I was able to pick the bike up bend the rear brake pedal back in place and sorta fix the mirror that was left and I rode it to the in-laws farm.
I reported it to the cops but they said it was a non investigated incident because I couldn’t really ID the car if I saw it again. I guess that makes sense. Mtnmama finally was able to convince me to go to hospital last night and unfortunately I have a hairline fracture on the right side of my pelvis. A pretty severely pulled hamstring and groin on my right leg, nasty jammed pinky on my left hand and trashed left shoulder. So now you all know my weaknesses but remember I am part ninja and I do have one other pinky…and thats all I need to defend myself! Ha.
On the upside I get to pimp a cane for a bit. Mtnmama said she will keep my beer supply and outdoor mag supply up!
That enough for now. Remember check your mirrors and share the road.
Yeti w/cane
update: just got a call from the hospital and apparently my left pinky is actually broken. Sweet!!













3 comments
Drink for whining! But that cane will be sweet at a George Clinton show!
beer…check
pimp limp…check
pimp cane…check
george clinton and the p funk…check
Don’t forget your ho’s!
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