Beer lovers prayer

Our Lager,

who art in barrels

hallowed by thy drink,

Thou will be drunk, I will be drunk,

At home as thou art in thy pub

Give us this day our foamy head,

And forgive our spillages

as we forgive those who spill against us.

Lead us not into incarceration,

but deliver us from hangovers,

for this is the beer, the bitter, and the lager forever

Ahhhh-men.