Keystone Mtn Arrests Woman Who Claimed To Be A Man

Stoner, Lifty, Slick, Ace, Slacker, Bum, all are names associated with the laid back ski lift operator but Blind and Dumb is no longer on the list.

Recently a young lady yearning for carving fresh powder lines at Colorado’s Keystone Mtn decided that instead of paying the $$ to ride the slopes she would borrow her boyfriend’s pass and give it a go, knowing full well she was not a man (we think), but counting on her good looks or the lifties known “labels”, she figured she could get away with it.

SUCKER!!! Man did they see her coming! The lifty she approached was no glassy eyed newbie! he was the real deal, proud to wear the lifty badge and police the grounds. Sure we make fun of the mall cops, and the hall monitors and the parking ticket folks but don’t mess with these future employees of the year. GET SOME!!!!

stolen with out permission from a google search...but it may be UTM!

After being busted by the lifty the young lady decided ahh maybe I can get away with this so she pleaded that she was going to get a sex change and that is why the pass was of a man named Brian! I tell you I am absolutely blown away that her, er uh his excuse didn’t work! Come on people this is completely valid.

Well, after the powers that be called the number she/he gave (which was her boyfriend’s parents number) and informed his parents he had gotten a sex change and was now a woman they freaked and hung up. Finally they looked up the number on record and contacted “Daniel”, the actual pass holder and this unnamed young ladies boyfriend. Who promptly admitted he let her borrow the pass and she was subsequently arrested for a slew of charges one of which should have been being a complete and total MORON!